how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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