just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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