We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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