'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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