he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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