Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
