FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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