The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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