She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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