you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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