i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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