A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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