how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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