I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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