:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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