Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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