Dual....:-)
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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