Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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