North Korea, Best Korea!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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