Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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