and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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