Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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