Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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