On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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