Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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