Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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