Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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