I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
well you can't waste a boner
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Found your dick twin last night
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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