adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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