They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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