About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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