Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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