The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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