I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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