its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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