he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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