"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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