Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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