So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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