mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
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