im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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