I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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