that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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