It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
How drunk are you?
Completed.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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