There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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