Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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