Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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