the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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