we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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