Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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