I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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