i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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