best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Vodka?
Forever.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
