What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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