Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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