STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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